Monday, September 1, 2014

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

tupsicopata:

The mummified heart of a Norse giant.

While going through his famous grandfather’s belongings after his passing in 1937, violinist Lars Sigerson discovered this casket. It appears to have been passed from generation to generation within his family for hundreds of years. The explanation and whatever story that goes with it has been lost to the ages.

The inscription on the casket is written in old Norse runes and reads:
“Behold! Within this casket lies the heart of the fierce and terrible giant known as Hrungnir, slain this day by Fafrd the Red whose bravery and cunning shall live forever!”

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

malformalady:

Claudio Vieira de Oliveira, 37, was born with his neck is folded back on itself, as well as badly deformed legs and almost no use of his arms and hands. Claudio types with a pen held in his mouth, operates phones and a computer mouse with his lips and has specially made shoes that allow him to move around town. His determined independence saw him succeeding at school and qualifying as an accountant from the State University of Feira de Santana. But Claudio from Monte Santo, Brazil, has overcome his extreme disadvantages to graduate as an accountant and become a public speaker.

Whoa kudos to this guy

malformalady:

Claudio Vieira de Oliveira, 37, was born with his neck is folded back on itself, as well as badly deformed legs and almost no use of his arms and hands. Claudio types with a pen held in his mouth, operates phones and a computer mouse with his lips and has specially made shoes that allow him to move around town. His determined independence saw him succeeding at school and qualifying as an accountant from the State University of Feira de Santana. But Claudio from Monte Santo, Brazil, has overcome his extreme disadvantages to graduate as an accountant and become a public speaker.

Whoa kudos to this guy

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)

radiocheckover:

Cat that’s not how you drink no

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Sunday, August 31, 2014
medicalschool:


Metaphase and Anaphase
Upon entry into anaphase, the mitotic spindle reorganizes dramatically: kinetochore fibers attached to chromosomes shorten, bringing chromatids toward the poles. The astral microtubules, which radiate from each spindle pole, elongate until they reach the cell surface. Meanwhile, a bundle of antiparallel microtubules, called the ‘central spindle,’ remains at the midpoint between the two poles. The central spindle and astral microtubules collaborate to position the division plane during cytokinesis.


No abortions! Killing this is evil!

medicalschool:

Metaphase and Anaphase

Upon entry into anaphase, the mitotic spindle reorganizes dramatically: kinetochore fibers attached to chromosomes shorten, bringing chromatids toward the poles. The astral microtubules, which radiate from each spindle pole, elongate until they reach the cell surface. Meanwhile, a bundle of antiparallel microtubules, called the ‘central spindle,’ remains at the midpoint between the two poles. The central spindle and astral microtubules collaborate to position the division plane during cytokinesis.

No abortions! Killing this is evil!

(Source: download.cell.com)

russellstyles:

slip, slidin’ away…..
The Ex (Canadian National Exhibition), from the top of Euroslide, Lakeshore, Toronto.

russellstyles:

slip, slidin’ away…..

The Ex (Canadian National Exhibition), from the top of Euroslide, Lakeshore, Toronto.

freexcitizen:

pocket-rocket420:

imemine81:

I see this on my dash so often and all I can think is what kind of men have you poor women been with??

ANSWER: lazy men

Anwser: you have shit taste in men


When I’m with a woman that has only been with men I often get amazement that there’s more than just the basics lol

freexcitizen:

pocket-rocket420:

imemine81:

I see this on my dash so often and all I can think is what kind of men have you poor women been with??

ANSWER: lazy men

Anwser: you have shit taste in men

When I’m with a woman that has only been with men I often get amazement that there’s more than just the basics lol

(Source: oneplanetonelove)