Thursday, April 24, 2014
deanwinchestersshortshorts:

themockingjayfromgallifrey:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

wellthisisverymuch:

hiddlestalker:

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

you could preserve a dead body

Correction, four types.

Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh. 

…five. 

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

themockingjayfromgallifrey:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

wellthisisverymuch:

hiddlestalker:

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

you could preserve a dead body

Correction, four types.

Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh. 

…five. 

safelyatdeath:

Are you ready for the horrible truth?
In regards to 98% of your call volume, even in urban 911, they’re not wrong.

safelyatdeath:

Are you ready for the horrible truth?

In regards to 98% of your call volume, even in urban 911, they’re not wrong.

(Source: police-fire-ems-confessions)

Anonymous asked: My brother and his wife just had triplets, two girls and a boy. Their names are Amyerica(pronounced America),Philysophie(pronounced Philosophy), and Timber Jay. Amyerica, Philysophie, and Timber fucking Jay.

awfulbabynames:

I’m sure your brother is nice, but based on these names, he sounds like a moron.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

greatwhiteprivilege:

i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight

me

a heterosexual

Tuesday, April 22, 2014
emt-monster:

nurse-on-duty:

Ectopia cordis

It’s a congenital malformation in which the heart is abnormally located either partially or totally outside of the thorax. The ectopic heart can be found along a spectrum of anatomical locations, including the neck, chest, or abdomen. In most cases, the heart protrudes outside the chest through a split sternum

emt-monster:

nurse-on-duty:

Ectopia cordis

It’s a congenital malformation in which the heart is abnormally located either partially or totally outside of the thorax. The ectopic heart can be found along a spectrum of anatomical locations, including the neck, chest, or abdomen. In most cases, the heart protrudes outside the chest through a split sternum

siouxzie-queue:

f-akeflowers:

r-efracted:

asyourlife:

 

i really love this photo because she has stretch marks and its the only post ive seen of a half naked girl with stretch marks. its real and i like it and she has a nice butt which makes me feel better about my stretch marks

i reablog this so much, but i can’t help it, it’s honestly my favorite picture in this website


Stretch marks and oh the freckles!

siouxzie-queue:

f-akeflowers:

r-efracted:

asyourlife:

 

i really love this photo because she has stretch marks and its the only post ive seen of a half naked girl with stretch marks. its real and i like it and she has a nice butt which makes me feel better about my stretch marks

i reablog this so much, but i can’t help it, it’s honestly my favorite picture in this website

Stretch marks and oh the freckles!

(Source: lunaoki)

kpingbakai:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

peanut butter+dogs’ love of licking it+goofy’s balls…