the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys…
Anonymous asked: My brother and his wife just had triplets, two girls and a boy. Their names are Amyerica(pronounced America),Philysophie(pronounced Philosophy), and Timber Jay. Amyerica, Philysophie, and Timber fucking Jay.
I’m sure your brother is nice, but based on these names, he sounds like a moron.
i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight