Sunday, March 9, 2014
simplicitykiller said: unconscious in your arms? I don’t know why but this will have me laugh for a thousand years
Yes, between the stimulation, hot water and exhaustion (it was like 1am), she orgasmed, her whole body shook then GCS of 3 for 30 seconds then was in a post-ictal for a while lol it was terrifyingly funny
Anonymous asked: Can you describe the most erotic sexual experience you've had thus far? Don't spare any of the dirty details
Most erotic sexual experience thus far? Hummmmm I have a horrible memory so can’t pinpoint just 1.
Having sex in a playground in the middle of the night (with 2 friends having sex nearby)
A challenge I posed to a lady that she had to tease me to orgasm. She couldn’t but it was fun trying.
And lastly, having sex with a gf in the shower and pushing her continuously to orgasm but holding back then after 30-40 minutes, I finally let her climax and she ended up unconscious in my arms
Anonymous asked: Have u ever stuck ur finger in some1s butt
HAHA I can’t say I’ve stuck my finger all the way in but yes yes I have put a fingertip in. Pleasure is pleasure
Saturday, March 8, 2014
With very limited exceptions, I can probably handle this
Holy shit, this is the greatest
Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.
Told y’all some of these white girls crazy
Just watched the show, man those people are crazy!
How public transportation can reduce congestion
i really wanted to write something eloquent here but i’ll settle for “fuck cars”
#also if all those people are in one vehicle they won’t crash into each other
I don’t know guys. NYC uses a TON of public transport and still the streets are a nightmare to cross. and what about the rural areas? I highly doubt everyone is going in the same direction here and it would probably cost much more to switch to public transport out here…….it is like communism, it looks great on paper but it doesn’t pan out that way in reality.